Lost Your HEAD??! :D

I was traveling from DC to Philly and was listening to Shaggy's 'Hot Shot' album. I really like that album, bdw. Anyway, I was listening to his song 'Not Fair' ft. Rude, and I just started laughing. I guess I never really paid great attention to the lyrics when I was a kid, lol, well Thank God, I'm sure I would have been disturbed. Anyhu, I got inspired to write a lil sum'n sum'n about the law of reciprocity ;). Excuse my French, will you? I really tried to stay politically correct blah blah.. I really tried, trust me it could have been worse..so dun judge me its all fun and games :D

Boy what have you done for me?
I’ve been going down on you
You not going down on me 

                       (RUDE)

Girl that’s how a rude boy plays 

I don’t have to take you there 

I can please you in other ways 

Across the hall neighbors hear the sound 

Mr. lover Lover in town 

Carpet burns from being on the ground 

Rudy have hot gal a' moan and groan  

"Baby don’t stop""Yeah you like that Simone" 

Champion lover the best pound for pound 

Take you to the clouds without going downtown
(Shaggy)

You do me, I do you

Or is that not how it goes?

You may be some sort of god

Some sort of god between the sheets

And you do take me there

Not every single time

And yes I fake it every now and then

Ya, moaning and groaning-- mmhmm, not hard to fake

Champion lover, the best pound for pound, sure

But dude I think its time for something new

:D

Why? why don’t you just change your ways?
Won’t you open up your mind
Boy we’re living in modern days
                                (RUDE)                                                                             Girl I’m coming from the school

Where if you want the job done right

You have to used the proper tool

You never been love until you’ve been filled

Filled full of pleasure from a rude boy's skill

Passion and ecstasy you know the drill

Full up your cup till your juices spill

Leave the door open just for the thrill

Now we’re at the point where you can’t keep still

Covered in sweat but feeling the chill

That’s the effect of a lover man’s pill

Tell me why you want to tease me

don’t you want to please me

Why you holding back when I know what’s on you mind

(Shaggy)

You do me, I do you 

Or is that not how it goes?

And I don't think you quite get it

Though it really shouldn't be that hard to get

Its not the same feeling, not the same high

So until you learn the law of reciprocity

And get off your strict vegetarian diet

You'll be the pied piper of your own pipe

For you don't do me, I certainly do not do you

We'll both stick to the 'basics' then, shall we?

But dude I'd really love for you to try something new

:D

Hope that gave you a laugh, or atleast made you smile..ok, or shake your head.lol. But yeah, I do have a point, or? Oh and without going into too much detail, may I also add that cleanliness is next to godliness (I'm sure you've heard adults say that so many times), yeah it applies to personal hygiene as well, no one wants to be a fisherman catching ..ermm, what? dead fish? lol..oh and i'd assume that anyone would rather clean a dirty pipe with anything other than their mouth. ok, i'm done here...and yes, shoot me if you want to, I totally just said it. lol