Chubby and Shabby
Vertically challenged
Odd little habits
A Tad Eccentric
Not much of a looker
Not much of a thinker
Not particularly articulate
Far from charming
All in all, Mr. Mostly Harmless
Fragile heart, no need to fear
The Ice Queen still reigns
Oh Innocuous one
Come closer, I fear you not
Closer, closer, closer
Till all hell breaks lose
World unstable
Walls falling
Ice slowly melting
Perhaps some devious magic
Can't quite comprehend
Thought my heart was cupid-proof
Maybe under a spell
Oooh! Mr. Mostly Harmless
What have you done?
