Great Expectations (All Talk, No Action)

'.. Addiction to this medicine is common, don't be ashamed. And if you feel a lil woozy after this just hold my hand. And I can numb yo whole body like Novocain. I can make you come back, you can can call me cocaine.' - Plies (Medicine)


'.. Call me Mr. Shoe Shine, baby amma polish ya, and I'll leave you spit clean, I dun use no polisher. Demolition man, tell your friends I demolish ya..'  Juelz Santana (Rocking that thang remix)


'.. Tell me what you will do. Tell me what you won't do. Tell me what you dunno how to do so I can show you. Imma give it to you, give it to you like I owe you, and after i'm done, amma tell you that I told you!' Juelz Santana (Back to the crib)


                  'Cos you keep telling me this and telling me that. You say once I'm with you I'll never go  back. You say there's a lesson that you wanna teach. Well, here I am baby, Practice what you preach' Barry White (Practice What You Preach)

Said he would take me to a place far beyond, in whole other galaxy

Travel in my mind and explore my sexuality

Melt my imagination and mold it into reality

Said he could be my insulin

Once I had a dose of him, I'd think he was my medicine

Said to call him Mr.Flintstone, cos he could make my bedrock

So naturally I took him up on his offer

With great expectations, thought he would rock my world

Thought he would keep it hot like a thermos cup

Was looking for a true nerd with the brain of a god

But 'The Inventor' invented a can of worms. WTH

Mr. Backfire, worse than anything on FailBlog. FML

So now my attitude is virgin, I dun give an F.

Some might find this a tad offensive, or raw..sorry. Twas by popular request, so decided to try something new. Apparently, there are a lot of 'All talk, no action' men around leaving women speechless (not in a good way). I'm just amused. But yeah, guys talk a lot, and brag a lot about their 'sexual prowess', or try way to hard to be superman and ish in bed and then it totally backfires. 

While we're on this topic, I have a question. Why is it that guys back at home assume that because you are home for vacation, you're looking for some christmas romping shop time. Its interesting. I remember one dude I saw at Twist (a popular hangout spot at Labone, Accra) was like 'Oh you can really dance. Can you dance as well in bed'..I was shocked saf, I couldn't even talk, and he was like .. he wonders what I can show him, and something about how he can hit it right. So direct! So cocky! I was too shocked. I din know him from Adam. So I was like ...humph, well I won't bang him but I can leave him thinking I did (smh. What? Abi we are all talking shit here.. I swear, only people with diseases do these things oh. If a guy ever comes on that strong, RUN!!! lol) ..then I just left him on the dance floor. What kinda rubbish is that? SMH. Talk about a big ego. I'm sure nothing give am too.

* Inspired by random stories that made me LOL

  Inspired by dem cocky guys who always feel the need to brag, got me thinking 'ah, but this guy! No one has asked you anything.' Just puts me off, totally.

  Inspired by Luda, Lil Wayne, Juelz, Barry, Trey, Keri. By the way, my jam of the week is 'Medicine - Plies ft. Keri Hilson'. Amusing, but the beginning foncall bit was unnecessary and wack though. lol