1. Life isn't always a bed of roses. Everything is not always gravy.
2. Trust no one. Obviously some people will not have your back, but others will try very hard to, but sometimes things come up...shit happens.
3. Stressed is desserts spelt backwards.
4. Trust in the Lord with all your heart, and lean not on your own understanding. In ALL your ways acknowledge him and he shall direct your path.
5. Just because you think you are wearing clothes doesn't mean you are actually wearing clothes.
6. If your heart was really broken, you would be dead!
7. Learn to walk away. Learn to move on. Even if it means breaking into a sprint.
8. Its okay to cry, its not okay to whine.
9. We can do all things through God who strengthens us.
10. Forgive
11. Be nice, but not too nice.
12. Please, Sorry, and Thanks are three very important words.
13. You can move mountains once you believe you can.
14. Hard work usually pays.
15. Never be a fool more than once.
16. Live, love, learn.
17. Make the most out of every situation.
18. Life is a journey. We learn on-the-go.
19. When you see a snake bite someone, do not go near the snake unless you want it to kill you or you have some kind of weapon to completely kill that mofo.
20. Judge not, oh imperfect one.
21. In most cases it is always prudent to think before you act.
22. Eat healthy.
23. Honor thy father and thy mother.
24. Contrary to speculation, ignorance is not bliss. Knowledge is power.
25. Power corrupts, absolute power corrupts absolutely. Beware.
26. Beware of dogs, watch your buttocks.
27. Don't jealous me. (Green eyed envy will fill you up with bile!)
28. Do not wish to be in another's shoes, for you would probably stumble and fall.
29. God will never give you more than you can bear, so suck it up.
30. Patience + Perseverance, that's how the ant married the princess.
31. Sometimes when you can't sleep you do random things like blog about life.
I'll add more when I think of something else. Do add your two cents.
Shels..
ReplyDelete1) pride goeth before fall.. it's ok to ask.. you won't know everything
2) Find time for yourself...the world can be crazy sometimes
3) Love, laugh and life
4) God is my ever present help in time of trouble but don't use God for your excuses.. especially the lame ones and don't blame the devil either!
Ah, how could i forget, AIDS IS REAL, MAKE U SABI THE DEAL, D LAST GIRL WEY U CHOP FI BE UR LAST MEAL!! IF ITS NOT ON ITS NOT IN.
ReplyDeleteor a remix to lil wayne's & birdman's lyrics...'ALWAYS STRAPPED WHEN YOU HIT 'EM UP!' lol